Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the road. Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said: "I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will eliminate me." But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says: "U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."
'Differential starts laughing??.. . . . . Why?? .
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Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."

sada n adam

Once upon a time, Sada and Adam ,visited the coal mine to find some diamonds. Sada goes right and Adam goes left . Sada had one harpoon only but Adam had sophisticated diamond detecting tools. Inspire of that, Sada found one diamond but Adam didn't find any ... !!! Why ?? > >
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Hira hai Sada ke liye !!!!

JOKE OF DA DAY

An English teacher known to be a strong lady, wrote these words on the blackboard: "woman without her man is nothing". She then turned towards the students and asked them to punctuate the words correctly. The boy students wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The girl students wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing." There you go...